Funny quotes about marriage

November 30th, 2009

marriageMarriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.”

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

“I’ll never let go Jack, I’ll never let go.” Rose in Titanic. Several seconds later, poor little Jack sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic…

An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”
Agatha Christie

If a man is talking in the woods and no woman hears him… is he still wrong?

The sincerest love is the love of food.
Bernard Shaw .

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Love quotes from movies

November 27th, 2009

ps-i-love-you-photo…I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. All I ask, please, is that you just, you just not dismiss that – and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn’t another soul on this planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I’m with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there.. between you and me. You can’t deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I’m forever changed because of who you are and what you’ve meant to me.
-Chasing Amy:

Look, I guarantee there’ll be tough times. I guarantee that at some time, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don’t ask you to be mine, I’ll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you’re the only one for me
–Runaway Bride

Don’t forget. I’m just a girl standing in front of a boy…asking him to love her.”
–Notting Hill

He was like an angel, you know? I never knew life could be like that. He was the one thing I followed through in my life, the one thing I didn’t give up on. I was good at loving him.
– The Untamed Heart

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
–Ten Things I Hate About You”

“Take love, multiply it by infinity and take it to the depths of forever.. and you still have only a glimpse of how I feel for you.”
- Meet Joe Black

“Let me tell you about us. I’m gonna’ need a working woman; that’s you. You’re gonna’ need a broad shoulder; that’s me. I like you, Iris, just about as much as I love you. And you know what? We’re gonna’ do just fine together. And a man can drown in your blue eyes.”
-Stanley and Iris

“Do you ever put your arms out and just spin and spin and spin? Well, that’s what love is like. Everything inside of you tells you to stop before you fall, but you just keep going.”
- Practical Magic

That’s why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they’d call them something else
-Sixteen Candles

You are what I never knew I always wanted
-Fools Rush In

Love won’t obey our expectations,
Its mystery is pure and absolute.
–Bridges of Madison County

Samantha: I have to ask you a question. It’s a good one so think about it. If two people love each other, but they just can’t seem to get it together, when do you get to that point of enough is enough?
Jerry: Never.
-The Mexican

The only feeling of real loss Is when you love someone More than you love your self.
- Good Will Hunting

When they ask me what I liked best, I’ll tell them it was you.” – City Of Angels

I wonder how many people never get the one they want, but end up with the one they’re supposed to have
-Fried Green Tomatoes

All our young lives we search for someone to love, someone to make us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope, all the while wondering if somewhere, somehow, someone perfect is searching for us.
-The Wonder Years

Eleanor: Did he tell you that he loved you?
Marianne: Yes! No, no… it was everyday implied, but never declared. Sometimes I thought it had, but it never was.. he has broken no vow.
Eleanor: Broken no vow?! He made us all believe he loved you!
Marianne: He did, he did! He loved me as I loved him! (She starts crying)
-Sense and Sensibility

If you love someone you say it, you say it right then, out loud. Otherwise the moment just…
passes you by…
-My Best friend’s Wedding

Dont say we aren’t right for each other, the way i see it is.. we aren’t right for anyone else
–the cutting edge

Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.
-Good Will Hunting

There Are Millions Of People In This world, But In The end It All Comes Down To One
-Crazy/Beautiful

You spend all your time looking for love yet you feel nothing even when its staring you in the face I will love again but You will spend all your life knowing you turned your back on love and that makes you a hypocrite
-Cruel Intentions

I always thought that there was this one perfect person for everybody in the world, you know, and when you found that person the rest of the world kind of magically faded away, and, you know, the two of you would just be inside this kind of protective bubble, but there is no bubble, I mean if there is you have to make it, I just think life is more than a series of moments, you know, we can make choices, and we can choose to protect the people we love, and that’s what makes us who we are and those are the real memories
-Forces of Nature

You know, that moment when you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and that person. And you realize that that person is the only person that you’re supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this gift. And you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that it will go away all at the same time.
– Never Been Kissed

Dory : You mean … you mean you don’t like me?
Marlin : No, of course I like you. It’s because I like you I don’t want to be with you. It’s a complicated emotion.
– Finding Nemo

I would rather have had One breath of her hair,One kiss from her mouth,One touch of her hand,Than eternity without it.
– City of Angels

When you realise You want to spend
The rest of your life with somebody,
You want the rest of your life
To start as soon as possible.
–When Harry Met Sally

Remember my sentimental friend, you will be judged not by how much you love, but by how much you are loved.
-Wizard of Oz

School is still the same.. there’s still that one guy that you get up and go to school for in the morning. The one with the mysterious confidence that every girl falls for. Those years of school wouldn’t have been the same without him. I wouldn’t have been the same without him
- Never Been kissed

There is a place You can touch a woman That will drive her crazy.
Her heart.
- Milk Money

I love you without knowing how, why, or even from where
-Patch Adams

I believe there’s a place where the restless souls wander, burdened by the weight of their own sadness. They wait for a chance to set the wrong things right. Only then can they be reunited with the ones they love. Sometimes, a crow shows them the way; because sometimes, love is stronger than death.
-City of Angels

“I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we’re great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can’t take this anymore. I can’t stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can’t, I can’t look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can’t talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are.
-Chasing Amy

What do you want to marry me for anyhow?
So I can kiss you anytime I want.
-Crazy Beautiful

 

Sad quotes about love

November 26th, 2009

sad quotesThe times we were happy together are worth the times I cry alone

Wherever you are, you’ll always be in my heart

What happens when he’s your prince charming, but you’re not his cinderella?

In my dreams you’re mine forever

Sometimes you love something so much that it hurts to leave it, but you must. Sometimes it hurts too much to hold on to that thing you love.

And sometimes you let go of what you love because it hurts, but then just sometimes… you get it back and live happily ever after.

Why do people have to lose things to find out what they really mean?

When you are in love and you get hurt, it’s like a cut… it will heal, but there will always be a scar.

The hardest to do is waking up without you.

He taught me how to love, but not how to stop

Breaking up is just like having the worst nightmare after having the best dream

True love is when you shed a tear and still want him

May God put a spell on you… so you won’t forget me.

Whenever I cried he would always make me feel like he would change the world if he could so it couldn’t hurt me anymore. But now I’m crying and he’s not here

I would give up everything for one moment with you; for one moment is better than a lifetime of not knowing you

Loving you was my favorite mistake

You can close your eyes to things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to things you don’t want to feel.

When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.

When you said forever, you meant a few months. When I said forever, I meant every day until I died.

When you said always, you meant until you couldn’t handle it anymore. When I said always, I meant

until time ended. When you said you loved me, you meant I was no different from any other girl. When

I said I loved you, I meant I had never felt what I felt for you.

Listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye

We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us

I hate the stars because I look at the same ones as you do, without you

Our sweetest songs are those that tell of the saddest thoughts

With you my heart will always stay. With you my thoughts will be every day. You remain to be the one that I regret letting get away. Why didn’t I say what I needed to say? You are the one I will always use my wishes on. You are the one I will always wish was never gone. I’ll constantly wonder what went wrong. I’ll forever think of what I could’ve did that was never done.

I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was

I miss you a little, I guess you could say, a little too much, a little too often, and a little more each day

As soon as forever is through, I’ll be over you

Real loss only occurs when you lose something you love more than yourself

It’s amazing how someone can break your heart and you can still love them with all the little pieces

The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends

Cry as I may these tears won’t wash you away

There’s this place in me where your finger prints still rest… your kisses still linger and your whispers softly echo… It’s the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me

A teardrop is insignificant in a pool of water, but it can touch the soul as it runs down someone’s face.

 

Train your Brain

October 31st, 2009

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       It might sound funny, but it’s one  of the most important things to have sharp mind. It’s a fast paced society in which the one who gives the fastest answer gets the prize. Read the rest of this entry »

 

How to say I’m sorry

October 30th, 2009

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       We all make mistakes. Error is a human right. The important thing is that we make use of them, learn from their morals, and never repeat them. An important step of admiting you were wrong is saying “I’m sorry”. Read the rest of this entry »

 

House Decorations

October 29th, 2009

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       Nowadays, we express ourselves and manifest through the things we do. And the things we do are the mirror of our personality. It is en-vogue now to decorate your house, by your own standards and likings. Read the rest of this entry »

 

Be calm every day

October 28th, 2009

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Every day the stress makes us his victims. Did you know that daily stress is as powerful as a major bad news? Well, it’s true and that’s why from now on you must take care of yourself.

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Man’s Best Friend

October 27th, 2009

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            Everyone knows that “Man’s best friend” refers to dogs. I am not saying it’s wrong, I’m just saying that maybe it can be corelated to all animals that man can live with. Read the rest of this entry »

 

Learn to forgive, although you won’t forget

October 26th, 2009

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If you’ve suffered very much because of a person, it may be very difficult to forgive, but you must know that this forgiveness can be helpful for you.

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Learn to say no to a relationship

October 25th, 2009

 

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When you don’t want a relationship you mustn’t be afraid to say it.

Accepting a relationship is an important decision and if you make the wrong one you can sometimes suffer for a long time. That’s why you must think serious about it. Read the rest of this entry »