Official its Saturday evening wear seemed to me as strange. I had made plans to go to a bar to drink. I had been shopping with my friends all day and I thought I was mad late. Not saying anything. Conversation not started, so I suggested we go somewhere where we can talk quietly.

He agreed but was still quiet and absent. I asked what was wrong. He said everything is ok. I asked if he was mad at me

If you're depressed, remember that:

– We are fair sex

– We do not need to wear neckties

– We do not hurt anything when your feet together

– If we decide to provide jobs for men are a exclusive cineva

1. Plants from home traiesc

The station WBAM FM (Chicago) in a morning show, DJ cusuper proposes a game prizes.

The game is called MATE MATCH (perecheapotrivita).

DJ call someone, ask the person has a partner respectivadaca. If so, follow the DJ to put 3 very personal questions.
Then is called and if averifica partner for answers were correct. If so, the couple is declared the winner. his S.

DJ:

Some people, professions and different bands, were required to prove that all odd integers are prime. Here are the results:

Mathematician: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, and by induction all odd numbers are prime.

Physicist: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is experimental error, 11 is a prime of S

Engineer: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 we can approximate the first, 11 is a prime of S

Programmer: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime of S

Sales Agent: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 of S will do everything possible for 9 to be the first of S

Agent software sales: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 will be at the next version

1. Why is abbreviation such a long word?

2. Why do Kamikaze soldiers wore a helmet?

3. Why they sterilize those injections are prisoners to death?

4. What is the synonym word has synonyms?

5. Why is there cat food tasting mouse?

6. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how it stuck to the Teflon frying pan?

7. Why always go balerinele tips? It would be easier to hire high ballerina?

8. I want to buy a new boomerang. How can I get rid of the old?

9. Why premises open round the clock have locks?

10. Why airplanes are made of same material are made of black boxes?

11. How can Donald grandchildren if no brothers or sisters?

12. Adam was belly?

13. If Superman is so smart, why has underwear over his pants?

14. When you take pictures with Mickey at Disneyland Mickey smiling man inside?

15. When a car goes, the air inside the tire spins?

16. If a cat always fall on my feet and a piece of bread always falls butter-side rubbed, what happens if you tie a slice of bread with butter rubbed the back of a cat and threw the window?

17. Why not earn ghicitoarele to 6 / 49?

18. How will call the contemporary era which will succeed?

19. If a woman says when he is not dead it is alive, why not grapes?

20. How Day of Peace in English translation without vulgar call a Romanian?

An unemployed person goes to commit to Microsoft as servicu man. Human Resources Manager responsible for recruitment of administrative staff shall submit a test of skills: washing floors, washing windows, etc.. After the test tells him:

mixer = how, away from the office

presentation capacity remarcarbila = not good for anything

outstanding communication skills = stay on the phone all day

employee of average capacity = not so good for nothing

training outstanding = lately has not made any major bullshit

work has a special importance for him = not remember

an active social lives life = drinks like a pig

His family lives an active social life = and that drink like pigs

works independently = no – he never knows what is

actually think fast = find very credible excuse for any

Think carefully = not want to make decisions

aggressive = repulsive solve difficult logical problems = passes all is to do another

express themselves very well = speaks in Romanian

puts more emphasis on detail = puts everything found in pocket

present capacity of leader = s fat and screaming all the time

has a sense of humor = know some stupid and disgusting jokes

= consciously builds career is a big toad

s loyal = not find work elsewhere

If you're careful with them, estiantica.

If not, you're insensitive.

If you arrange, you are an untidy.

If you arrange, as do others to look after you.

If not work, you are a mere woman home.

If you work and earn more than they get angry. If the city ever paid them, is an abuse of you.

If you pay you say is simtprost.

If they grow hierarchically estedatorita capacity.

If you grow, you slept with my boss.

If you like a boy farabani, you're a fool

If you like unua Cuban you are a interested.

If you're in a bad time, you're crazy.

If they are

HOW we dress is recomnadat to come to work dressed according to salary received. If you wear Prada shoes or a $ 350 to $ 600 Gucci bag we assume that go well in a financially, so you need a salary raise.

If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better to buy clothes beautiful will therefore not need a salary raise.

If that dress, you are exactly where you should and should therefore not need a salary raise.

From now on sick leave no longer accept medical certificate from a doctor who is proven that you are sick. If you go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Surgeries surgeries are prohibited. Attach long as you are an employee here, you will need all your organs. You will not remove anything. November we hired you intact. AZN to remove a n where a body, we consider this indiscipline at work.

Every day I personally use personal employee will receive 104 days per year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

DAYS OF LEAVE All employees will receive leave AZN same period a year. Holidays are as follows: January 1 and December 25.

Holidays for the funeral This is not an excuse for missed work. However you can not do anything for friends, relatives or colleagues dead. A n AZN rare that an employee will have to attend funerals, they will schedule the late afternoon. We are happy to allow you to work AZN lunch to leave early, provided you will complete assignments on that day.

Absence relating OWN DEATH This will be accepted as an excuse. A n any case, the 2 weeks' notice and preparation of a replacement who will take up its duties.

TOILET USE Entirely too much time going to the bathroom. A n the future will go to the toilet AZN alphabetically. For example, employees whose names begin with “AA will go from 8:00 to 8:20, those with” B