Archive for October, 2009

A love from the past

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

Ex_Boyfriend

You’ve been together long enough for you to love him/her, but for some reason you broke up. It’s not the end of the world! (more…)

 

I love to walk

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

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One of the relaxing activities which doesn’t need too much of an effort is walking.

First of all, you breathe the clear air, which will clear your mind. (more…)

 

Men gestures that kill the passion – part 2

Monday, October 19th, 2009

Growing_Apart

In the first part we’ve talked about originality and surprise. Let’s see now the attention and inattention.

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Men gestures that kill the passion – part 1

Sunday, October 18th, 2009

Roughwork2_by_sandara

It happens sometimes that men make gestures tat are a turn-of. Let’s see and explain some of them. (more…)

 

Do you know how to be there for him?

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

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Psychologists are convinced that men handle stress together that woman. After a tough test of life, the recovery period is close to six months, and if in that period the men isn’t given support and attention, a specialist will be necessary after that. (more…)

 

Love lesson

Friday, October 16th, 2009

Love is music whose beauty is not lost.
It is pain full of sweetness. It is a feeling that once experienced, can never be forgotten. If you want to know about love, would have to ask who love worship, to ask what love nightingale rose or butterfly ask that sacrifice their lives for the flame without hesitation.
Do not you research the Love to others than to love, for only he alone can tell you all about it. (more…)

 

I love to dance

Friday, October 16th, 2009

Dance

Since the beginning of time, man loved to dance. It was his way of free himself, but was used for other purposes also, like bringing the rain.

Today dancing is categorized in : ballroom dancing, ballroom dance sport, free style and so many others. (more…)

 

I love the computer

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

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In the past decades technology has caught wings and become more accessible to everyone. Today 6 from 10 people own a computer. (more…)

 

Finding a man

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

In 14 years, wanted a girlfriend.

In 15 years I friend, but she was not even nice.

In 16 years I found a nice girlfriend.

In 18 years I have matured in May and I, and I said I would be a friend May my intellectual caliber.

In 20 years, in college, I found friends intelligence.

But the 22 years I realized that although it smart, it’s rather ugly.

In college things are moving fast, so the 23 years I friend and smart and very pretty, but after a year I take it that he was always depressed, with suicidal tendencies, and discourage me and me.

In 26 years I found a nice girlfriend, intelligence, and a very positive attitude, makes me and me to shine!

But, as life is a bitch, 40 years divorced me and took me everything I had, I was fooled and he found one younger, richer, etc..

Now, at 45, looking woman with big tits.

 

What you can do in the elevator

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

Here’s what you can do in an elevator (preferably as large and as busy) to make the short trip pleasant for you but especially for others:

- To make Formula 1 cars sounds when someone enters or exits
- To blow your nose and ask them if they want to see others
- To sell Oriflame products
- You laugh
- To open your bag, to put his head in and say \ “you have enough air in there? \”
- To give every man who enters the elevator each with a name tag and wear it yours reverse
- To sit in the corner facing the wall without saying anything to get out without
- To greet all who get hot and you say to tell you \ “Admiral \ ‘
- To do yoga
- Fix another passenger after ten floors telling \ “Today I stockings November \”
- After the elevator was crowded, to say \ “Fuck, I feel like vomit! \”
- To read aloud passages of religious
- To bark from time to time
- To make bets with other passengers as you can put your coins in the nose
- To look the other passengers a wound and ask \ “you seem infected? \”
- To keep on hand a cooler box that says \ “Human organs \”
- Fix another passenger, then telling \ ‘re one of them! \ ”
- To belch and then say \ “mmm … delicious! \”
- To leave one box between the doors
- To ask every passenger to climb if you can push the button in place
- To wear a puppet on your hand that communicate with other passengers
- To play music
- To do \ “ding \” on each floor
- To get support for buttons
- Click on all buttons saying \ “what does it do? \”
- Listen to elevator walls with a stethoscope
- To draw a square foot and I announce to the other as that is your profile
- To take with you a seat
- To make bubble of saliva
- You outta your mouth and start chewing it Lungesti
- To announce a demonic voice \ “must find a new host! \”
- To make explosion sounds every time someone hit a button
- You stare at the little finger and say \ “I think the larger \”
- To block the door and not let anyone enter or leave
- To dance to the music of the elevator (it is not required even to exist)
- To ask everyone if there is a remedy for her story
- To invent a new language and be persistent in asking questions of others
- To look at the ceiling and say \ “it seems to be full moon today \”