- Always is right … even if it is given.
- Do not copy never … consult.
- Do not sleep during the time … reflects.
- Do not talk … change impressions.
- Do not divert their attention … studying anatomy flies.
- No chiuleste … required elsewhere.
- There remains corigent … is left corigent.
- Do not smoke … it stimulates.
- Do not swear … to download.
- Do not insult the teachers … it reminds me what I am.
- Do not read magazines in class … it informs.
- Not destroying school … a decoreza.
- Do not throw chalk … studying the laws of gravity.
- I laugh in hours … is Happy!

1. You talk as inconsistent with the objects around and more and lose.
2. You must know the asphalt to not fall on the sidewalk.
3. Supplemental prevent you drinking enough.
4. Your doctor to find blood alcohol analysis.
5. The toilet seat is hit repeatedly and bitterly of your head.
6. You get to think that alcohol is one of the groups of food.
7. 24 hours a day, 24 beers in a box – coincidence? ‘S do you!
8. Two hands and just one mouth – that even as a problem with booze.
9. See if you know a better eye closed.
10. Damn parking has moved further away as you were in the pub.
11. Fall off the floor.
12. On the boys call him Tuborg and Heineken.
13. Hey, you know what, go thither by a dinner, 5 beers are as a steak with fries.
14. Mosquitoes start to fly elsewhere after you nteapa you.
15. You wake up in the bedroom, panties are in the bathroom, sleep dressed …
16. All pub welcome when you come inside.
17. You think the four food groups are Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and women.
18. Neighbor’s cat becomes more appetizing, every day.
19. Zoe Petre look good.
20. Do not recognize wife unless you look at it through a glass bottom.
21. Beast that the elefantel pink and you followed pin home.

1. If you think you’re fat, then be sure, you’re right, do not ask your partner in May.
2. Do not cut your hair. Never …
3. Birthdays, anniversary and Valentine are contests \ “Who hit the most appropriate gift \”.
4. If you ask a question to which no reply wait, then wait up to an answer you do not want to hear.
5. Make shopping is a sport.
6. I looks good in any dress. Seriously …
7. You have enough clothes.
8. You have too many pairs of shoes.
9. Do not pretend to have orgasm. More men like to believe that fail than to be deceived.
10. A man said a week ago is no longer valid in today’s fight. Any comment loses its effect in 7 days.
11. Ask if you want something. Do allusions.
12. Get rid of the cat. Any dog is better than a cat.
13. A man does not know what day e will never know. Mark birthdays and anniversary in calendar.
14. Does not really matter how often the dirty clothes.
15. Even you the most beautiful woman in the world, he occasionally will want to be someone else.
16. If flowers always ask, never will be a surprise if you receive.
17. If you ever see that kiss a girl and you like, be sure, will never forget this moment.
18. It may be that all that is good in the world to be free, but chances are high that you have to do with sex.

There’s someone for each of us in this world just to know exactly what! I assure you that someone, somewhere waiting for! The fact that we all, to find half and be happy, but it is very difficult to matchmaking. Have you found that Prince Charming or still looking?

All we want or we want, since puberty that Prince Charming, but he changed a lot over the time. Even if all go to the point that he is a handsome and brave prince, come in a short time to see a portrait that does not comply with the initial one even slightly.
And as my friend may be for me the most beautiful man on earth, being in love with him, so women can see otherwise, I can even say that is bad.

What I want to emphasize here is that tastes differ from person to person, so that what some of us might consider as the ideal man, be a real nightmare for others.
The physical aspect is, for example, an insignificant detail for most women, while for some the image is the main criterion for selection of men. In this respect things are pretty clear: you like it or not.

What remains, however, the inner structure of his Prince Charming? If all we want a man gentle, understanding, loving, caring, intelligent etc.. How come every time we infatuated by its opposite?
A woman will never be happy until he is unhappy!?? I told a friend that I vehemently contradicted only to make a few hours later that he is right. If boyfriend is punctual, courteous, always shows his affection, within two months we will say we have boredom in the person next to us.
Women today are true kamikaze. They are falling for men who do not pay attention, you wrong, remember when the day of birth and always choose the eternal and fascinating beer with the boys to the detriment of romantic dinners.

The explanation? We always want to be the U.S. that change a bad boy in a lambkin. Maybe you should let the lambs in the yard of his grandmother and get redirected towards shaping his portrait of Prince Charming.

If I see the glass half full and we learn to cherish it more than what we think our life would be much more beautiful. \ “The secret of happiness is to do what you like, but you like what you do \”. So, after all, as someone said, happiness is not a destination but a way of living.
A man running, running and at some point someone stops
and it asks:
- Where man running it?
- In pursuit of happiness! and continues to run …
That which he asked was very happy.
Recipe for happiness is different for each of us. They are happy people who have accumulated wealth in a while, others think that being happy means to have friends, be healthy, to be valued and respected, others are happy knowing someone loved or just knowing that the loved there there somewhere and breathe the same air.
Being happy means by some, to love. And indeed, the love is first of all joys, to be loved comes just after. We associate love with happiness? Yes, but only when he who loves not confuse love with possession, which brings more suffering.
In my opinion love does not make you suffer, but the instinct of property which is the opposite of love. I know many people who told me that happiness is a rare flower. And in a way it is. But not because it would be unique in the world, but it depends on how each of us knows her pick.
The most expensive flowers are not those bought from the store, but those for which you must bend over to pick them. A happy man lives in harmony with things or rather accept their fate entirely. Learn to enjoy things that God offers. Find happiness in everything he does. In my opinion happiness means: to thank the morning you can see the sun, what you put on the table, you’re healthy, you can walk, you can talk, you love, someone remembers you and you not forgotten, that of a family who loves you, you have children, and more …
The truth is that we used to look for happiness where it actually is. We could try to enjoy every thing, seemingly small, happiness is near us but we felt it was too preoccupied. If you ask people past 70 years you will be surprised what you would answer yes to this question.
For the past by living people can learn a lot, but most important would be to keep your optimism, which in essence is very important, especially as our world is full of pessimism and negativity.
If I see the glass half full and we learn to cherish it more than what we think our life would be much more beautiful. \ “The secret of happiness is to do what you like, but you like what you do \”. So, after all, as someone said, happiness is not a destination but a way of living.

Maybe I will get suspicious messages on yahoo messenger and beyond.

Messages like:

1) Please carefully read this message carefully … that was sent by Yahoo president Jay Rusell … here is the president Jay Rusell: Sorry to be anuntz Yahoo reached maximum no. Of persons . If you want to keep your account for free send this message to everyone in your list. In this way we know they are used and which not, we will remove them. Send this message for 8 days and your account will remain free. Again I’m sincerely sorry I had to do it. Please begin to send!! Who does not send the message, his account will be deleted. vrajeala IS NOT EVEN DELETE ACCOUNTS!! (is also on the net …. Mass) ”

How to get Yahoo to the maximum number of Persia and really think if something happens with an international company, you would have heard from the president through Yahoo messenger? It would show just the first page of giant Yahoo if it would happen.

2) “I’m sorry to announce that on yahoo xx.xx.2006 Inbox limit will increase to 2 GB. If you want to get more space in the inbox to send this message to all the list”

3) “We’re a family desperate and made a deal with Yahoo and AOL to give us 0.05 cents for each person who will see this message. If you want to help us send this message out here swear you have a heart good! ”

There are many messages like that and people forward the message or out of ignorance or because they do not know that they are some jokes, pranks.

Be you smart! Do not put in mind of those who sent you these things. Not have to think this way: So what forward – however I do not happen to me.

Joke: Oh and now that you do not forget -> Send this link on to everyone in your list of Messenger or your hands will fall and you will remain constipated for 3 months.

Yahoo! Closes or “How to be overly stupid in three easy steps.

“A girl very small (tiny even) of 83 years of Yugospania urgently needs tranplant nail. Unghiera Yahoo will donate one volunteers if you send this message to all the crap from your list (to be sure that it I forward). If you do not send, head of Yahoo takes his toys and puts p *! the business who bring in millions of dollars and will close (as it wants it.) Moreover, if not I will send one to start crying and give me the ass of the earth, and to pray to a God-lady might get hurt bad in the next 60-70 years. And if not now not believe me, means that baaaa heart you did what you nail Throating!: ( ”

You seem familiar? Let’s take one at a time:

1. Every day hundreds of children dying all over the globe, and if those from Yahoo! would launch a campaign to help them, be sure that one will be through the main page (as they did and when CEREA Kathrin Donations for hurricane victims or those of Asian earthquake in December 2004) which has “only” about 3,400,000,000 (yes, three billion) visits per day. There must be a doctor in quantum physics to realize that you should have 6.8 million friends with many people to list 50 to reach the same number of hits. Per day.

2. Yahoo! Inc., A company founded 11 years ago, is quoted on the New York Stock Exchange and Nasdaq and had over 3,500 employees since October 2002. Offer their services totaling more than 35 translated into 15 languages and used by over 411 million unique users each month. Among other things, recently signed a contract with Microsoft, which wants to connect users on Yahoo! Messenger with people on MSN Messenger. So have every reason to close, right?

3. Do not know about you, but the only real bad thing that happened-it myself because I have not given the message further, was to give the idiots who keep sending me messages of this kind. It dropped my nose, not my eyes burst and I did not shit on me (which really would be bad bad!). If you send “to be”, I have words to explain how stupid you are and I suggest to you format c:

4. For the record, ProTV presented (recently) in one of their broadcasts news report about a mass / chain messages. I have to play in short: Uncle X sends a message about girls apparently dying all knowledge of his list.

They in turn forward and creates a list of email addresses that some people sell them (yes, make money with you) some companies begin to send you advertisements in the mail (unsolicited of course) and just kind of crap – until cucumber cucumber. So if you have nothing better to do every day just to delete emails, continue to send messages idiot. You do your work and I get you out of the list and give you ignore.

5. If not used to send mass messages, make an exception this time and even if used to send mass messages would be nice of you to have it last.

If I offended you somehow, good. It means that you feel and my message came to who should.

If I see the glass half full and we learn to cherish it more than what we think our life would be much more beautiful. \ “The secret of happiness is to do what you like, but you like what you do \”. So, after all, as someone said, happiness is not a destination but a way of living.
A man running, running and at some point someone stops
and it asks:
- Where man running it?
- In pursuit of happiness! and continues to run …
That which he asked was very happy.
Recipe for happiness is different for each of us. They are happy people who have accumulated wealth in a while, others think that being happy means to have friends, be healthy, to be valued and respected, others are happy knowing someone loved or just knowing that the loved there there somewhere and breathe the same air.
Being happy means by some, to love. And indeed, the love is first of all joys, to be loved comes just after. We associate love with happiness? Yes, but only when he who loves not confuse love with possession, which brings more suffering.
In my opinion love does not make you suffer, but the instinct of property which is the opposite of love. I know many people who told me that happiness is a rare flower. And in a way it is. But not because it would be unique in the world, but it depends on how each of us knows her pick.
The most expensive flowers are not those bought from the store, but those for which you must bend over to pick them. A happy man lives in harmony with things or rather accept their fate entirely. Learn to enjoy things that God offers. Find happiness in everything he does. In my opinion happiness means: to thank the morning you can see the sun, what you put on the table, you’re healthy, you can walk, you can talk, you love, someone remembers you and you not forgotten, that of a family who loves you, you have children, and more …
The truth is that we used to look for happiness where it actually is. We could try to enjoy every thing, seemingly small, happiness is near us but we felt it was too preoccupied. If you ask people past 70 years you will be surprised what you would answer yes to this question.
For the past by living people can learn a lot, but most important would be to keep your optimism, which in essence is very important, especially as our world is full of pessimism and negativity.
If I see the glass half full and we learn to cherish it more than what we think our life would be much more beautiful. \ “The secret of happiness is to do what you like, but you like what you do \”. So, after all, as someone said, happiness is not a destination but a way of living.

It lives only one day midge
To be unhappy about it
No way

To fill the short time that he only likes things
Floats, lies, live every moment fully.

Perhaps like us, who live longer, we have something to learn from this
To think less, if we live life as intensely as I have?

Live every moment!

Live 26,280 days. And only 83 you spend walking you through the park.
Live 26,280 days. And only 76 you spend dancing.
Live 26,280 days. And only 180 you spend kissing you.
Live 26,280 days. And only 735 to spend on vacation.
Live 26,280 days. And only 450 you spend doing sport.

ps: the song of the ad is: K-OS – The Love Song

To love is the law of life itself, is one of the most sublime actions that can make a human being. Love can accompany all of our other fundamental documents. If you teach full of love (with passion) we save and we will understand more easily. If you listen with love, we hear more and much better. If you speak with love, our words will gain an unimaginably large force. If we sleep with love in our souls, our sleep will be restful and deep as a child.

If we think when we are full of love, our thoughts will gain depth and luster. Thoughts that build the love will be brighter than the sun and more penetrating than the arrows of Arjuna. All this and more occurs when love is present in our being. To love is to live life to the other. Forget about you and Her entire other without ever expecting anything in return, it is true love you high and you purify all that is dirty in this world.

God is love. When we place love in our souls, we place them practci God himself. For love may come in November, the ego must go. If you get the ego, love goes. If you leave the ego, into love. A selfish man will not be able to love. The ego and love are mutually exclusive, just as the finite can not compare with the infinite, just as darkness can not be where it is light. Most complain that they are not loved.

Many tell me: \ “I loved him with all my heart, and he never answered me love \”. But if you loved it really, why suffer as he loved you? Do not you know that true love does not always wait, but never absolutely nothing in return. She is happy as can occur, as can giving. As long as love means to suffer because you still have not experienced true love. If God had conditioned his love of our love for Him, we all succumb in a moment. Love means total daruirre, means self-forgetfulness.
And, as happens in the spiritual world, full of paradoxes,. only when we forget the self we begin to remind us of self. As long as you ask something in return your love, it means that you have not exceeded the ego. How can fit into something unlimited limited? As long as we egotici, our love is not love.
It is something that seamna with love but not love. It can be sexual attraction can be miles, be respectful, be the need to preserve or protect, but not love. In all these, we call love, but they are anything but limited reflexes of unlimited love. Learning to love truly, without asking anything in return for our love. Yes, the contrary, we are glad that we are allowed to manifest love. Today these words seem crazy when such love is almost unreachable.
No longer meet even in movies (not even in the animated films). But as long as someone wants mai mentions and all my heart to a show, there is hope to revive her. Love you with all my heart yourself and not be ashamed of this love. Many people hate themselves, most times without a reason, just from boredom or a blatant ignorance. Love each other as you are if you want to turn. Do not wait to get you to turn to love, because nothing can be changed for the better, in the absence of love. \ “Love your neighbor as yourself \”, but how to love your neighbor when you do not love yourself?
As you take care of your own life, life care you all and then your life will become sublime dimension.
Many agree that true love is great and ask me how to get to it. It is already in you, there’s no magic recipe of pure love. Gift of self, total sacrifice, prayer and

Divine Grace will lead you definitely where you want, but you must want it with all your heart, all your mind and with all your soul.

Kiss is a very important in any relationship so do not need to kiss neglijat.Tehnicile
Now is your chance! The moment you feel that your nose touch her hair, not to kiss you sfii while inhale air deeply soaked in the scent of her hair. There are only a few inches to her ear. Touch the rim of her ear with his lips. Blow gently into the ear its fine flag. Some women react passionately to this subtle act. Brush past her again and note her reaction. If they remove the head, come back again her hair and drawing on rich flavor loss. Then go back to your ear while you murmur? Rubble sweet?. From ear to her neck is but another few inches?. . Let your lips to traverse this distance quickly and then immerse yourself in bed in neck, kissing her smooth skin, using the same tenderness that a cat uses its kittens. Then, with a series of small kisses trying to get the neck soft lips to the tender softness of her jaw, close to the ear. Gently kiss the lobe of her ear. But be sure to return to the tender softness of her jaw. Hence, the way you should be clear. Lips and then slowly descend until you reach the corner of her lips. You will know when this happens because suddenly you feel like shoulders that surround them easily with your arm become rigid. The reason this happens is that the lips are one of the most erogenous zones of the body. Nerve endings here are so sensitive that the slightest contact with them sends a pleasant arousal immediately nervous system through the spinal cord and back through the nervous system, through branches which connect up with motor nerves, in this case the nerves which controls the muscles of the mouth, the lips and of the sexual organs. Speaking in May in Romanian, I know his lips are made for kissing.
Well, before kissing mouth corner easily. Do not hesitate. Push plates and go to other places. Ahead of you is everything you dreamed, namely lips soft and full of sex? Appeal of your beloved. But do not sit idly by and watch them quivering.
Act!
Put your lips slightly, center them so that’s part of a perfect union. Notice the picture her teeth and lips. Then, like a seagull? gliding gracefully through the air? connects your lips with the girl that you tremble in your arms.
Kiss her!
Kiss her like he would be nothing in the world outside of it.
Kiss her like your whole life is wrapped up in during the kiss.
Kiss her like you never want to do something else. Kiss her!.
At this point you have to discuss a few topics that are appropriate for art kiss, especially that match what I described earlier.
For example, often discussed whether it is appropriate to sit with eyes closed or during a kiss. I personally disagree with the opinion that we must keep eyes closed while kissing. For me there is an additional satisfaction to see the girl beloved drama ecstasy and pleasure. I can see tiny wrinkles of expression arising in the corner of your eye, by expressing joy.
I can see where happiness passing through her eyes. I can see these and seeing them, my pleasurable reactions during a kiss is so much enhanced. Taking my eyes open, pleasing not only to one sense, the senses of touch, but in two senses, the senses of touch and sight. These two senses, combined with the smell which is actuated by the perfume her breath, all combine to make the kiss an exquisite, ineffable epitome of unalloyed bliss. <<Veni moment that your lips and you will closer to sweet-doze of mustacioarei blonde and pink mouth …>> (Cyrano de Bergerac, Edmond Rostand) … and when near, starts to beat like a light wind of panic … Teens and adults, return to the pages of classic literature if you want to be in love to kiss inaltime.Invata
<<A kiss, but what’s better that a kiss? An oath made a little closer, a clearer promise, a confession that would come true, a point I verb to love your …>> (Cyrano de Bergerac, Edmond Rostand) … Even so, the kiss is free and may only intraga a thing. Whether you’re still a teenager or a man mature and “vaccine”, learn all you need to be made at the beginning inaltime.Pentru
Male or female, young or old, there is an imperative in the art of kissing that you can not avoid. As you can tell by the kiss well or poorly, you need a partner. And if you’re young and you do not have any practice, come less panic. It is normal. So now here are the techniques that you will forget the moment when that will happen “inexplicable”, but knowledge of which will make you feel more sure of yourself.
Or when you are old, the evening, at candle, muttering, tunand and fulgerand before geamlacului, have you ever wondered if somehow not “kiss your desired leave? So before you go hunting, a brief recapitulation of classical poetry of love: kiss, french kiss, tongue, teeth, ears, neck … everything, everything, everything, absolutely everything you know about the kiss, an encyclopedia of the genre still unruly European standards, but will come too.
Estimated time:
One moment, until it acts on instincts … Step 2: Adopt the position
Kiss means love and tenderness, and must be accompanied by caresses. Gestures suggest that we are not the only on the issue, nor mandatory, but are classical gestures proved so many people.
First, you must be relaxed, especially you young. Breathe deeply, focus your entire attention on each other and the pleasure they feel when you are around him. Forget all the other lucruri.Invatati him do the other and want to kiss. Start of the extremities: hand take them and turn to each other. Play with your fingers and strain your fingers partner to his wrist, and then to the forearm. Tickles him gently with fingertips, rising slightly above the wrist of the hand.
Look at it the other in the eye and easy to put your hand on his shoulder (her). At this time, watch his mouth, then look in the eyes of his (her): it will manifest in this way, in a nonverbal language, the desire of (a) embrace. Strain your other hand under his arm (it), spending it (a) around the waist, toward the back.
This is the position of first, so you started, now let brake and ambreiati:’s time during the first sarutului.In kiss your hand to neck strain partner (s), then in the hair or. No need to rub it on the body, as if you have washed, but everything has to be carried out with smooth motion, mild. The other hand to caress it (a) on the back: do moves from bottom to top, then top to bottom. Squeeze partner (partenara) in arms: the more you (a) shake harder, the more pasional.In fire action, it (a) you can caress the neck and the hair. In this case not to rush: the passion is manifested by a pronounced tightening in May and not by gestures repezi.Nu rush, but take every thing that will shake enjoy partner (a) in my arms as i feel the scent … Enjoy this long kiss and that it begin to gradually discover other. Meet poftelorceluilalt, the chills of pleasure. Kissed her on the neck: in particular, women are particularly susceptible to this satut. Particularly highlighted in the area at the jugular. Aside from lip, help yourself and nose, breathing (on the neck, the neck, for example). Il (a) you can fly all easy, ear lobe, in special.Etapa3: Enjoy them lips!
Give a kiss to her lips and the lips. Unlike what you think may not have to fly at the eyes closed, mouth pointing and file a “sucker” lips being loved. Kiss inrudeste rather be tasting a rare dish, which you taste the top lips and with great delight.
With eyes closed or open? There are followers of kissing with eyes closed and committed partisans kiss with eyes open. Election returns will too. However, if you decide to opt for eyes closed, make sure you do not close too early. It would be nice to miss the target. The perfect moment to close your eyes might be one in which, close to the one that you want to kiss him, you begin to not see clearly.
Once in the arms of his (her) mouth and close easily intredeschideti your target (his mouth-it). When you are at 5 cm from the target (ie when you started to no longer see clearly) head slightly inclined in a part that will not hit noses. Keep lips parted, continue your submission to “target” and then close the lips easily one of her lips (it) – the top or the bottom.
Be gentle (a) must not intepato, nor bite, but easy to touch with the top lip.
Continue then to achieve the other lip and then multiply both attempts on his lips and around the mouth. The more kiss is pressed, the more pasional.Etapa 4: dig into you with all the mouth
Now we give light kisses on the lips, but feel it is time to move up a gear: open gura.Capul is bent to one side.
While one (we) embrace, intredeschideti lips. Partners (website) will understand that this is the signal and making it (him) as presented.
Now open your mouth more and unclench teeth. Upper lip will be naturally the partner’s mouth corner and the bottom at the other corner.
Enter language. The anatomical part, besides being an extremely powerful muscles of the body, is also a very sensitive area. Start so you achieve your language, introducing each other’s tongue in your mouth. Warning: you are no fan, no washing machine: so do not begin to strengthen your tongue in her mouth the other, but explore the gentle, partner with top English language, when over, when dedesub. Naturally, you will not act as a car, but will you let the other guided by lust. Be Always on the wishes of his (her).
If you see the kisses become overwhelming, embrace it and your partner with the passion, “fully” kiss, that clicking hottest lips lips partner and entering several languages.
The enthusiasm that will animate at this time, in May and do not forget to breathe. Be calm and easy to breathe through your nose.
In movies (of late) we see increasingly more heroes are embracing and shaking his head frantically: left-right, right-left as if the parade. You wonder how you can do to gain all the activities that must still master them to add now is still a problem? First you must know that this move is absolutely not something imposed.
You can embrace without will still move from side to side, and the kiss is as successful and enjoyable. May need to know that unlike what you might think at first, this movement comes naturally. Adopt the simplest solution. When you want to move from side to side, take a break, but continued to kiss her lips, then head back to the other side. Okay, this is it!
Concluded by a few kisses, a gentle word whispered in your ear (if you have inspiration), shake in my arms …
That is, you won the bet, from now you will never forget the lesson!