Here’s what you can do in an elevator (preferably as large and as busy) to make the short trip pleasant for you but especially for others:
- To make Formula 1 cars sounds when someone enters or exits
- To blow your nose and ask them if they want to see others
- To sell Oriflame products
- You laugh
- To open your bag, to put his head in and say \ “you have enough air in there? \”
- To give every man who enters the elevator each with a name tag and wear it yours reverse
- To sit in the corner facing the wall without saying anything to get out without
- To greet all who get hot and you say to tell you \ “Admiral \ ‘
- To do yoga
- Fix another passenger after ten floors telling \ “Today I stockings November \”
- After the elevator was crowded, to say \ “Fuck, I feel like vomit! \”
- To read aloud passages of religious
- To bark from time to time
- To make bets with other passengers as you can put your coins in the nose
- To look the other passengers a wound and ask \ “you seem infected? \”
- To keep on hand a cooler box that says \ “Human organs \”
- Fix another passenger, then telling \ ‘re one of them! \ ”
- To belch and then say \ “mmm … delicious! \”
- To leave one box between the doors
- To ask every passenger to climb if you can push the button in place
- To wear a puppet on your hand that communicate with other passengers
- To play music
- To do \ “ding \” on each floor
- To get support for buttons
- Click on all buttons saying \ “what does it do? \”
- Listen to elevator walls with a stethoscope
- To draw a square foot and I announce to the other as that is your profile
- To take with you a seat
- To make bubble of saliva
- You outta your mouth and start chewing it Lungesti
- To announce a demonic voice \ “must find a new host! \”
- To make explosion sounds every time someone hit a button
- You stare at the little finger and say \ “I think the larger \”
- To block the door and not let anyone enter or leave
- To dance to the music of the elevator (it is not required even to exist)
- To ask everyone if there is a remedy for her story
- To invent a new language and be persistent in asking questions of others
- To look at the ceiling and say \ “it seems to be full moon today \”
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