1. All persons have someone good.
2. If the person does not have anyone there for a reason.
3. The cat is a more special person, the more it’s far from you.
4. The way a person loves is inversely proportional to how much you love her.
5. Money can not buy love, but you put in a position where you can negotiate.
6. The best things in the world are free … and worth every penny.
7. Any good you do, the reaction will be not so good.
8. Decent people remain last in all.
9. If it seems too good to be true, then not so e.
10. Availability is a function of time. At the same time you are interested in a person, she finds someone else.
11. Nothing improves with age.
12. Gender does not contain calories.
13. Gender occupy the least of time, but causes a lot of problems.
14. There is no remedy for sex, even more than sex.
15. Sex is like snow: I never know how many inches will be and how long it takes.
16. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
17. Virginity can be cured.
18. When a woman comes to understand man, it usually does not listen.
19. Do not you ever sleep with anyone crazier than you.
20. The same qualities that attract men to one woman began, after a few years can no longer tolerate.
21. Sex is \ “dirty \” only if it is done right.
22. There is always the wrong time of month.
23. The best way to know a man is in your arms.
24. When the lights, all women are beautiful.
25. Sex is hereditary. If your parents had no part, chances are high you do not have any.
26. Saturday – Sow. Sunday – Pray that you will not crop out.
27. The more young / a, the better.
28. Before you find the charming prince must kiss many brat.
29. Maybe some things are better or worse than sex. But one’s not like sex.
30. Love your neighbor. But do not be caught.
31. Love is a hole in your heart.
32. Love is a chemical problem. Sex is a physical problem.
33. Do it with the / the best / good.
34. You can make a baby in a month if you leave the new pregnant women.
35. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
36. It’s better to have loved and lost than not loved before.
37. You shall not commit adultery! … unless you want.
38. Do not sleep with a woman who has more problems than you.
39. A woman not forget that the men would have had, a man – the women would not have had.
40. No matter the length of the stick magic, but magic in it.
41. Never say no.
42. A man can be happy with any woman as long as no love.
43. Smile! That makes people wonder what you think!
44. It makes you know you can not resist.
45. There is no difference between a wise and a fool when they are in love.
46. Never sleep if you’re nervous. Stay awake and fight all the way up.
47. Love is the illusion that a woman is different than the other.
48. \ “I was gonna hurt … I promise! \”
49. One was / a husband / wife will always be \ “until death do you apart \”.
50. When a man wants a woman to listen to him, she did not listen. When he did not want her to hear, she’s all ears.
51. It’s always easier to find someone if you already have someone.
52. Love and high school must not be mixed.
53. Show me a husband who does not want, and I show you a neighbor who does.
54. No matter how good it was, if you wake up with remorse, that means it was bad.
55. The more you will meet the wrong guy for you.
56. Do not you ever trust a woman who is pulling you in bed as if you can resist.
57. No one is so special as I thought.
58. If you think a relationship can work, but feel the need to try, it will not work. Moral: You have to tell that did not work because you never really believed in it.
59. During a relationship with someone is inversely proportional to how important is the person for you.
60. Key to inside the heart of a woman is an unexpected but when unexpected.
61. Two things a man can not understand: Women and how to turn men into fools because of women.
62. Love makes us believe. Conclusion: Love fool reason.
63. When you have someone to attract women. When you’re single, you avoid like the plague women.
64. When you’re with friends, you always have gas.
