One day, the Garden of Eden, Eve says to God:
- God, I have a problem!
- What is your problem, Eve?
- Oh, I know you created me, gave me this beautiful garden and all these fantastic animals and you’ve put me on this snake and terribly funny from me, but just not happy.
- Why are not happy, Eva? the question comes up.
- Oh, only, and I and sick of eating apples.
- Well, Eve, in this case I found a solution to your problem. I will create for you man, and I will put you together.
- What is a man?
- This man is a creature missed, with many mistakes and bad character traits. She’ll lie, you cheat yourself and you’ll be incredibly vain and confident. In a word, you will make life a living hell. But it will be longer, stronger and faster, and will have the pleasure to hunt and kill things. You look funny when excited, but because you were crying I will create so that you satisfy carnal needs. Will be lisp of humor and love more than anything fighting or ball playing. Will not have too much mind, so your advice will need to be able to think properly.
- Well, sounds fantastic, “said Eva raising the eyebrow.
Where is sore? she asked.
- Well, you can have under one condition.
- What is it, a God?
- As I said, will be proud and arrogant and will always admire himself. You’ll have to let him believe that he was first created. Remember, it must remain our little secret.
You know … like the woman. \ “
