Maybe I will get suspicious messages on yahoo messenger and beyond.
Messages like:
1) Please carefully read this message carefully … that was sent by Yahoo president Jay Rusell … here is the president Jay Rusell: Sorry to be anuntz Yahoo reached maximum no. Of persons . If you want to keep your account for free send this message to everyone in your list. In this way we know they are used and which not, we will remove them. Send this message for 8 days and your account will remain free. Again I’m sincerely sorry I had to do it. Please begin to send!! Who does not send the message, his account will be deleted. vrajeala IS NOT EVEN DELETE ACCOUNTS!! (is also on the net …. Mass) ”
How to get Yahoo to the maximum number of Persia and really think if something happens with an international company, you would have heard from the president through Yahoo messenger? It would show just the first page of giant Yahoo if it would happen.
2) “I’m sorry to announce that on yahoo xx.xx.2006 Inbox limit will increase to 2 GB. If you want to get more space in the inbox to send this message to all the list”
3) “We’re a family desperate and made a deal with Yahoo and AOL to give us 0.05 cents for each person who will see this message. If you want to help us send this message out here swear you have a heart good! ”
There are many messages like that and people forward the message or out of ignorance or because they do not know that they are some jokes, pranks.
Be you smart! Do not put in mind of those who sent you these things. Not have to think this way: So what forward – however I do not happen to me.
Joke: Oh and now that you do not forget -> Send this link on to everyone in your list of Messenger or your hands will fall and you will remain constipated for 3 months.
Yahoo! Closes or “How to be overly stupid in three easy steps.
“A girl very small (tiny even) of 83 years of Yugospania urgently needs tranplant nail. Unghiera Yahoo will donate one volunteers if you send this message to all the crap from your list (to be sure that it I forward). If you do not send, head of Yahoo takes his toys and puts p *! the business who bring in millions of dollars and will close (as it wants it.) Moreover, if not I will send one to start crying and give me the ass of the earth, and to pray to a God-lady might get hurt bad in the next 60-70 years. And if not now not believe me, means that baaaa heart you did what you nail Throating!: ( ”
You seem familiar? Let’s take one at a time:
1. Every day hundreds of children dying all over the globe, and if those from Yahoo! would launch a campaign to help them, be sure that one will be through the main page (as they did and when CEREA Kathrin Donations for hurricane victims or those of Asian earthquake in December 2004) which has “only” about 3,400,000,000 (yes, three billion) visits per day. There must be a doctor in quantum physics to realize that you should have 6.8 million friends with many people to list 50 to reach the same number of hits. Per day.
2. Yahoo! Inc., A company founded 11 years ago, is quoted on the New York Stock Exchange and Nasdaq and had over 3,500 employees since October 2002. Offer their services totaling more than 35 translated into 15 languages and used by over 411 million unique users each month. Among other things, recently signed a contract with Microsoft, which wants to connect users on Yahoo! Messenger with people on MSN Messenger. So have every reason to close, right?
3. Do not know about you, but the only real bad thing that happened-it myself because I have not given the message further, was to give the idiots who keep sending me messages of this kind. It dropped my nose, not my eyes burst and I did not shit on me (which really would be bad bad!). If you send “to be”, I have words to explain how stupid you are and I suggest to you format c:
4. For the record, ProTV presented (recently) in one of their broadcasts news report about a mass / chain messages. I have to play in short: Uncle X sends a message about girls apparently dying all knowledge of his list.
They in turn forward and creates a list of email addresses that some people sell them (yes, make money with you) some companies begin to send you advertisements in the mail (unsolicited of course) and just kind of crap – until cucumber cucumber. So if you have nothing better to do every day just to delete emails, continue to send messages idiot. You do your work and I get you out of the list and give you ignore.
5. If not used to send mass messages, make an exception this time and even if used to send mass messages would be nice of you to have it last.
If I offended you somehow, good. It means that you feel and my message came to who should.
