1. You talk as inconsistent with the objects around and more and lose.
2. You must know the asphalt to not fall on the sidewalk.
3. Supplemental prevent you drinking enough.
4. Your doctor to find blood alcohol analysis.
5. The toilet seat is hit repeatedly and bitterly of your head.
6. You get to think that alcohol is one of the groups of food.
7. 24 hours a day, 24 beers in a box – coincidence? ‘S do you!
8. Two hands and just one mouth – that even as a problem with booze.
9. See if you know a better eye closed.
10. Damn parking has moved further away as you were in the pub.
11. Fall off the floor.
12. On the boys call him Tuborg and Heineken.
13. Hey, you know what, go thither by a dinner, 5 beers are as a steak with fries.
14. Mosquitoes start to fly elsewhere after you nteapa you.
15. You wake up in the bedroom, panties are in the bathroom, sleep dressed …
16. All pub welcome when you come inside.
17. You think the four food groups are Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and women.
18. Neighbor’s cat becomes more appetizing, every day.
19. Zoe Petre look good.
20. Do not recognize wife unless you look at it through a glass bottom.
21. Beast that the elefantel pink and you followed pin home.
